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Thursday, April 17, 2003

# Posted 12:53 PM by Patrick Belton  

A CHICKEN MAKING THE ROUNDS: Couldn't resist. I'm happy to attribute if anyone cares, or dares, to claim ownership:

Why did the chicken cross - okay, you get the picture....

SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

SECDEF RUMSFELD Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken.

PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH The chicken is either on our side of the road or not. There is no middle ground here.

PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a hard-working, white, American. Of course.

JERRY FALWELL Because it was gay! Isn't it obvious? That's what they call it, "the other side." I say we boycott all chickens.

MARTHA STEWART Hey, I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level....



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