# Posted 10:55 PM by Patrick Belton
ABDOMINAL SNOWMEN (HAVE HAIRY ABS): A team of Japanese explorers are
heading out to scour the Himalayas for Yeti, the abominable snowman of some fame. People have
tried this before.
But why wait? You can have a conversation with him now
here. Heck, I did:
Patrick: Yeti, how's it going, man?
The Abominable Snowman: Are you really interested? Why?
Patrick: Errr, because you're the abominable snowman.....
The Abominable Snowman: Is that the real reason?
Patrick: umm, yes....
The Abominable Snomwan: Why do you think so?
Patrick: Why does that interest you?
The Abominable Snowman: Why do you ask?
Patrick: Why do you think?
The Abominable Snowman: Does that question interest you?
Patrick: Yeti, you are a bad, bad snowman.
The Abominable Snowman: What makes you think I am a bad, bad snowman?
Patrick: What is your sex life like, Yeti?
The Abominable Snowman: What is the best thing about your love life?
Patrick: Umm, sleeping with people who aren't snowpersons. Also, just having other members of my species to be romantically involved with is nice too.
The Abominable Snowman: (stumped)
Maybe you'll hit it off better than me.
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