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Monday, January 05, 2004

# Posted 10:21 PM by Patrick Belton  

BAD JOKES FOR A GOOD NEW YEAR: Q: Why did the bee begin wearing a yamulke? A: So he wouldn't be mistaken for a WASP.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick. (courtesy of friend JR...)

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up? A: It is two tired.

Q: What are squares scared of? A: Vicious circles

First sodium atom: "Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons." Second atom: "Are you sure?" First atom: "Yeah, I'm positive."

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