# Posted 7:19 AM by Patrick Belton
THE EPISTEMOLOGISTS DECIDE to field a Little League team, and three of them volunteer to serve as umpires. They go into a bar after one game, and after they've got their drinks the critical realist says "Yeah, well, I call 'em as I see 'em." The direct realist responds "Well, I call 'em as they
are!" Then the Berkeleian idealist pipes up and says, "Shoot, they ain't anything till
I call 'em!"
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