Wednesday, July 27, 2005

# Posted 10:48 PM by Ariel David Adesnik  

IS CHELSEA CLINTON WORTH 40 GOATS? According to SkyNews, a Kenyan official by the name of Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor offered Bill Clinton the aforementioned goats plus 20 cows in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage. (Hat tip: SH)

Although I can't vouch for the truth of the story, I would like to observe that Chelsea has a degree in international relations from Oxford, which I consider to be worth far more than 40 goats and 20 cows. In fact, I'd say a masters from Oxford is worth a good 60 goats and 30 cows, whereas for a doctorate you'd have to throw in a herd of water buffalo.
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