Wednesday, February 26, 2003

# Posted 3:20 PM by Ariel David Adesnik  

IMMUTABLE LAWS AMENDED: Law Five states that "Europeans are always right." As today's MoDo column demonstrates, Law Five ought to now read as follows: "Old Europe is always right. New Europe is always wrong."

Take this bit of wisdom for example: "As one Soviet expert put it, 'Bulgaria used to be Russia's lapdog. Now it's America's lapdog.'" Huh? Did I miss the American tanks rolling into Budapest, Prague and Warsaw? Actually, there may well be American tanks stationed in Budapest, Prague and Warsaw over the next few months, if Donald Rumsfeld has his way. By invitation, of course, but you can't expect MoDo to worry about small details like that.
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