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Thursday, August 19, 2004

# Posted 11:30 AM by Patrick Belton  

I'M VERY GLAD, ACTUALLY, THAT I SAW KING ARTHUR TUESDAY NIGHT: 1. Ordinarily, you have to wait for the Mystery Science Theatre version to see movies this bad. 2. It's kind of fun to see a recapitulation of all the most memorable scenes from the Ring cycle, except this time wittily adapted to (a) suck and (b) involve druid chicks wearing s&m leather gear. 3. On the former point, it's also kind of reassuring to see people with dialogue that bad still get to mate. 4. It's further reassuring to note that people in the millenium before the Renaissance didn't have to live without such modern conveniences as nationalism, the Reformation, the Enlightenment, and the aforementioned (I think) leather.
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