Friday, March 31, 2006

# Posted 6:45 PM by Patrick Belton  

Patrick of Arabia-and-Sindh: I'm reading the Friday Times you bought me. This in a polite attempt to get to know your puzzling country better.
Pakistani: Does that mean to be equally polite I'm going to have to start binge drinking, get fake tans, acquire a pet dog, read the Daily Mail and watch Trisha?
P of A-and-S: Drinking: you're most welcome to become scrupulously Islamic and outsource. Daily Mail: only if they hire me on. Dog: preferable to ferret but as you wish. Tan: kindly note that you are brown. Any further immigration related concerns?
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