# Posted 8:42 AM by Patrick Belton
SCRATCH A CANADIAN AND YOU GET A (FUNNY) XENOPHOBE WATCH: When invited to describe residents of these islands in four words or less, a friend and recent invitee to the Famous Superexclusive Belton Sunday Roast Club for Important Hideously Attractive or Nice Journalists Politicians and Supermodels (tm) contributed 'nasty, brutish and short'.