# Posted 10:28 PM by Ariel David Adesnik
THE WEEKLY STANDARD ON CLINTON: Not surprisingly (but not unjustly), the Standard responded to David Remnick's extra-long profile
of the ex-president by compiling all of the most ridiculous quotations
from the article. Here is the undisputed winner:
"[Bonobo apes] have the most incredibly developed social sense," [Clinton] said. "When one of them makes a kill, they share the food, unlike all the other apes."
And then, Clinton said, with a laugh, "they fall down to the ground and have group sex! It's a way of relieving aggression! Such behavior, he said, "would drive the Christian right crazy!"
Almost as crazy as a b****** from an intern.
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