Monday, July 20, 2009
# Posted 12:57 AM by Ariel David Adesnik
Of course nobody remembers! When ninjas take you out, they make sure that nobody even remembers you even existed in the first place!
In an ominous sign of things to come, celebrity ninjas have already begun to speak out against Sotomayor:
(Photo courtesy of Paul Tassi, who recently did a fascinating interview with ninja turtle Michaelangelo.)
If I handled communications for the ninja lobby, I would be sure to point out that the Second Amendment protects "the right of the people to keep and bear arms." It does not say firearms. Just arms.
Why? Because James Madison was probably a ninja.
Cross-posted at Conventional Folly (0) opinions -- Add your opinion
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