# Posted 6:06 AM by Patrick Belton
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THERE WERE TWO
PATRICKS ON OXBLOG? Would the world simply come to an end? Would OxBlog cease to exist because of our alcoholic punditocracies
? Well, there's only one way to find out, but there's no danger in telling us apart when we welcome this corpulent Aussie
on as a guest blogger in a few weeks, once he's punched the 'submit' button on his thesis - he's the one who'll have already finished his d.phil., to move on instantly to fame, riches, and girls (in his case, marriage - which I'll be live-blogging from New York in December.). So c'mon over, mate, we'll have the porter on tap for ye!
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